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It may not be the most accurate drawing of Damon, but it's a drawing of Damon!

In other news, today was my mom's birthday. We're celebrating it in a week, but, you know, happy birthday to my mom!

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One thing I didn't write about in my panel today is that I smashed a roach with a hammer. Why does this matter? Because here is what I did two years ago today.

Also, I'm still sick, and here is the panel from one year ago, today.

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I'm extremely exhausted, to the point that I was going to draw a mountain range or a beach for the background on this one, so I figured it would be better to leave it alone and get some sleep, because there is enough ridiculous nonsense in my comic and my life, already, without me drawing a man in an iron lung...on a beach.

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This was one of the funniest things that has happened to me in a while. The guy may as well have just said it in English, for all the good it did. It's a good thing it was me and not someone else. Most people would have called corporate on him, or some shit, but I am, for some reason unknown to me, overflowing with sympathy. I mean, come on. It's probably one of the few pleasures this guy gets in life, making fun of STUPID FUCKING WHITE ASSHOLES, that are probably calling him a "spic" as soon as they walk out the door. I get where this dude's coming from. But, you know, I wanted to make sure he knew that.

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Yeah, it's a bit of a silly slogan. I'm okay with that.

If you like my comics, click the "FOLLOW THIS BLOG" link on the top right of the page. Because, you know, the more followers I have, the better I feel about my worth as a human being since, to quote one Mr. Joseph Michael Soares, "The Internet is serious business."

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I've decided I need to be drawing a little more, and have started doing Kevin Bacon Strips again. I might post some of them online, but mostly I plan to print them. I'm sure news will be posted here when there's more, because Screw Jeff Owens: The Comic: The Blog is your number one Jeff Owens news source!

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This panel took way longer to complete than it should have.

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I noticed that people don't "follow" my "blog". This must be because it is stupid. This will not stop me from expelling my stupidity onto paper, daily. Plus, sometimes, there's peacocks, or pictures of Warrant ex-lead singer, Jani Lane (see December 12, 2008). So if you are still reading this, you should follow my comic. It's free!

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I pretty much ignored the world all day except when I needed food. The couple of times I went outside, everything seemed...weird.

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I hardly ever read these things.

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Two years straight without missing a day! At least I feel like I have achieved something, even if no one outside of my friends and family gives a shit.

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